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Opportunity knock only once, if you hear a second knock it's probally a Jehovah's witness.
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Never pet a burning dog.
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I couldn't help but laugh when I saw these words scrawled on the condom machine in a service station Men's Room, "This gum tastes like rubber!"
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Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.!
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How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
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You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom.
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My child is an honor student at the state penitentiary.
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The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
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Never judge a book by its cover
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If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
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If all good things must come to an end~than numbers are not our friend! ~TNT
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Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.
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May your coffin be made of 100 year old oak from a tree that I plant tomorrow.
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Love is friendship set on fire.~French Proverb
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John Lennon --> ///o-oSinger
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Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.~I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
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Freedom *OF* religion includes freedom *FROM* religion.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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We're not old people we're recycled teenagers!
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
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Middle age is when you burn the midnight oil around 9:00 pm.
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Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag
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Gravity always gets me down.
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Never appeal to a man's 'better nature.' He may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.~Lazarus Long
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'I'll shoot you with my space doo-doo pistol,' Dr. Octagon
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Divers get more tail.
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Go On, I will See You At The Next Light.
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