boyfriend quotations,quotes and sayings for your website

boyfriend quotations,quotes and sayings for your website

Opportunity knock only once, if you hear a second knock it's probally a Jehovah's witness.
~cool cute boyfriend quote about One liner

Never pet a burning dog.
~cute quote about Advice

I couldn't help but laugh when I saw these words scrawled on the condom machine in a service station Men's Room, "This gum tastes like rubber!"
~sweet quote on boyfriend

Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.!
~sweet cute boyfriend quote by Cool Pickup

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
~cool quote about Question

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom.
~cute saying on boyfriend

My child is an honor student at the state penitentiary.
~cool cute boyfriend quote about Cute Sayings

The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
~cute quote about Thinking

Never judge a book by its cover
~sweet quote on boyfriend

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
~sweet cute boyfriend quote by Wise Guy

If all good things must come to an end~than numbers are not our friend! ~TNT
~cool quote about School

Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.
~cute saying on boyfriend

May your coffin be made of 100 year old oak from a tree that I plant tomorrow.
~cool cute boyfriend quote about Life

Love is friendship set on fire.~French Proverb
~cute quote about Love

John Lennon --> ///o-oSinger
~sweet quote on boyfriend

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.~I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
~sweet cute boyfriend quote by Funny Girl

Freedom *OF* religion includes freedom *FROM* religion.
~cool quote about Religion

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
~cute saying on boyfriend

We're not old people we're recycled teenagers!
~cool cute boyfriend quote about Cool Quotes

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
~cute quote about Cute Sayings

Middle age is when you burn the midnight oil around 9:00 pm.
~sweet quote on boyfriend

Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag
~sweet cute boyfriend quote by Cool Pickup

Gravity always gets me down.
~cool quote about Cute Quotes

Never appeal to a man's 'better nature.' He may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.~Lazarus Long
~cute saying on boyfriend

'I'll shoot you with my space doo-doo pistol,' Dr. Octagon
~cool cute boyfriend quote about Funny

Divers get more tail.
~cute quote about Cool Quotes

Go On, I will See You At The Next Light.
~sweet quote on boyfriend

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